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| goldielookin chain lyrics, larry david, tony blair, motor city, grow journal, bars, laugh, pete and dud, battling, jay z, dying fetus kill your mother / rape your dog letras, traffic, teens, gigglechick.com, jersey city, cop killer, american and british english differences, clubs, news rss, movie sounds wavs, | If I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the comedians ability to stop time. And what's even more ridiculous is the milk I used was only 2 days past the expiration date, and it tasted funkier than the cereal. (Which, by the way, comedians was only 4,380 days past its expiration date.) My wife doesn't like comedians it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she said, "Good. Now you can throw it away." Throw it away?! She's a loon. I told her I'm putting it right back in the box so I can try eating it again in six years when it turns 20. |
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| I'd also like to motor city point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing to do with Urkel. It's just strawberry and banana flavored rings. If there motor city was an episode where Urkel lost his virginity to a strawberry flavored ring, I missed it. You'd think for a celebrity tie-in, they'd at least make half an effort to actually "tie" it in to something. Even if they just connected the motor city loops together, I'd buy that they were supposed to be Urkel's glasses. In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bullshit. Well, it's cereal time, and I'm gonna go eat me a big ol' bowl of 1991... ********** ********** I'm back, and I'm not exactly sure how to say this, but... THE CEREAL IS STILL GOOD! I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. |
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