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(I'll go ahead and ignore calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) the shiver I just got, and keep typing.) Thinking about actually drinking breast milk has caused me calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) to ponder the question: Is it not weirder to drink cow's milk which is truly intended for baby cows? The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife's chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing is calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal? Okay, I have put this off long enough. The time has come. I'm off to The Booby Bar to see what they've got on tap... *************** *************** Oh, where do I begin? Well, I did feel the need to find the appropriate glass. Drinking it from a baby bottle seemed too on the nose (not to mention too creepy), and I didn't have enough milk to justify a martini glass.
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