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| s, connections, david beers, humor, nicholas colasanto, media analysis, theonion av club, great, language, what to do in detroit, vi subversa, barbs, offensive, phish, flicks, 2005, rhode, | We live in a time in which movies and books feed us stories of instant love served up as quickly as microwavable oatmeal, and presumed to be as lasting tv as the crust that lands on your microwave walls once the whole sorry mess explodes. Mom has perhaps mangled a metaphor, but the astute reader will catch her drift. Love refuses to conform to tv rhyme or reason. This can be frustrating to the modern woman. We have come tv to expect our own love stories to follow the logical path of a blockbuster movie. It is now impossible to embark on an episode of one's life without expecting a conflict, crisis and happy ending. The truth is, if you have been paying attention in this column so far, life is messy and love is messy -- and sex is the messiest of all. All you can do is role up your sleeves, endure, cope, explode, break a few commandments, forgive yourself and move on. |
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| It's not like he says "no", but he always has an excuse, avoids going to bed at the same time as me, and says I am making a big fuss over nicholas colasanto nothing. He's in his mid-forties and so am I. Which, of course means, he is working all the time nicholas colasanto and doesn't care nicholas colasanto about sex, while I am being driven crazy by hormones. What am I supposed to do about it? Just let my ovaries shrivel up and die? -- The Burning Bed in Brooklyn My dear, First of all, Mom urges you to put down the book of matches and step away from the bed. Thank you. Now let's discuss: life was so much more civilized when human beings didn't talk about such things, but simply took care of the problem with a few discreet affairs on the side. But that was then (when kings did it, queens did it, the rich and the poor did it, when people understood that sex was sex and love was an entirely different animal indeed) and this is now. |
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