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| s, connections, david beers, humor, nicholas colasanto, media analysis, theonion av club, great, language, what to do in detroit, vi subversa, barbs, offensive, phish, flicks, 2005, rhode, | Your only duty here is to afilliate listen, and stand by to support her when the inevitable shit hits the fan. If you want to afilliate try for extra credit, you could also start circling potential jobs in the want ads for when afilliate the whole thing goes down the tubes and she needs to find a new place to work. Otherwise, please recognize that people often need to learn these things the hard way. A true friend understands that we are all entitled to fuck up according to our own schedule. Fondly, Mom Got a question or tip for Mom? Mail your ideas to Mom@tartcity.com. Be sure to let Mom know if you'd like public credit for your contribution or prefer to remain anonymous. Read Prior Mom's Columns... from Spring April May/June July August Tarts . |
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