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Your friend made a mistake. She may or not be confused. She may be a lesbian, or she may simply be a horny drunk. Mom is not interested in any of these labels. The only label she is interested in is the "best friend" one you used when referring to this woman. If you want to throw away all those years of caring and supporting each other over something as silly as this, Mom can not great stop great you. But somehow, somewhere deep inside, Mom suspects that this nefarious great attack on your sacred virture will fade and become nothing more than a passing moment in a life-long friendship -- if you let it go. Please pick up the phone, call your friend and say you were embarassed, but you're over it, and then suggest you get together for coffee. Mom also recommends that you ask your friend if she is, indeed, gay. If you're truly her friend, she ought to be able to tell you and you ought to be able to love her for it. |
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