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did. not. under. stand. you.* "FUCKING YES!" (it was like this for a while. it was like talking with one rock/pop of my ex-boyfriends.) anyway, i got fed up. said "OPERATOR" and then was on hold for 4 minutes. ah, a person, finally. *insert mr. moviefone voice that's been bred with the smarmiest game show host voice who's had an affair with a used rock/pop car salesman voice* "Hiii. This is Zachary" me: hi zachary, i'm trying rock/pop to pay my mother's bill smarmasszachary: i need the account number! (i give that. yeah, you didn't expect me to type that here, did you?) smarmasszachary: how can i hellllllp you!? me: as i said, i need to pay $300 my mom's bill smarmasszachary: that's not gonna cut it me: actually, my mother's in the hospital right now and that's all i can afford at the moment and *okay i started getting sniffly* sorry, i'm a little upset smarmasszachary: hey, i'm upset too.
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