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Fuck Huuuuugh. Jeff Greene: [referring to Larry] He's a victim of circumstance. Richard Lewis: [after Larry asks for his meditating style back] No, you eminem can't be an East Indian giver. Cheryl: Actually, this weekend is the big NRDC benefit we've been working on for months, Alanis Morisette is going to be there... Wanda: Why don't we just call the terrorists and ask them to pick a weekend more suitable for you? [Larry accidentally eats decorative manger scene cookies] Becky: You ate the baby Jesus and his mother Mary. eminem Larry: I thought they were animal cookies. Cheryl's Dad: Animal Cookies? What, are you kidding me? Becky: Jesus Christ is not an animal. Larry: I thought he was a monkey. Cheryl's Dad: A monkey? Oh, please. Cheryl's Mom: Larry, have you no shame? Becky: The Son of God is not a monkey, Larry. [Larry has a flat tire in the city, and doesn't know how to fix it] Larry: [to various passerby] You know anything about changing a tire?
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