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| s, connections, david beers, humor, nicholas colasanto, media analysis, theonion av club, great, language, what to do in detroit, vi subversa, barbs, offensive, phish, flicks, 2005, rhode, gladiator, gossip, relationship, essay, sightseeing, piercings, | Susie: No, come on. Larry: No, it's ok. I-I get it. Susie: You get it? Larry: Yeah, it's a house. It's new. I get it. It's nice. Susie: You get it? Ok, comedian you know what? Get the fuck out of my house, Larry. Larry David: [to president of ABC] Here's a question for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"- what comedian kind of an idiot is running ABC? Larry: We're going to put sweet potatoes on the comedian menu... because you can't find sweet potatoes anywhere else, have you noticed that. Cheryl: Oh, everyone's noticed that. Larry: You don't work. You're unemployed. Cheryl: Loving you is my job, Larry. Larry: Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad. Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck. [Larry is on a bad trip, looking in a bathroom mirror] Larry's reflection: What are you looking at? You see something? Huh? Larry: Wh- What did I do? Larry's reflection: What did you do? You know what you did! |
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| Larry: Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a essay 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7? [Larry essay is following directions that told him to make a turn when he saw a barn] Larry: Was that a barn? Was that a barn? I think it essay was too small to be a barn, it looked more like a stable. There was a cow there, does that mean... what? That it could have been a barn? There's no cows in barns. There's cows on a farm. Are there always barns on farms? There are stables in farms, right, but not necessarily barns? I don't think that was the barn. [long pause] Larry: I think we made the wrong turn. [Larry receives flowers from a doctor he promised to give 5, 000 dollars to] Cheryl: Are those from your mistress and you just haven't told me? Larry: I wish. [He gives the flower guy a tip] Cheryl: Did you give him a five thousand dollar tip? Larry: Nice house. Susie: Yeah, come on. I'll give you a tour. Larry: Naw, it's ok. |
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