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Read a fucking book! Larry: Okay, should yeah, should you're right! You know everything! Larry's reflection: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to! Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it. Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina. Larry: Oh. [Getting out of jury duty] Larry: Uh... well, your honor, I believe it would be hard to remain impartial seeing as should the defendant is a negro. [Larry has just offended a rabbi] Nat David: He doesn't know what he's doing. Cheryl's Mom: He really doesn't. Cheryl: No, he's... Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..." Rabbi: Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible. Larry: "... he speaks not?..." Rabbi: Just, just don't try... Larry: "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?..." Cheryl's Mom: Okay! Nat David: Larry... if you could be quiet. [Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk] Larry: Is that you? Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon.
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