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| bud shots, centraleurope, dawn french, dance, frank dileo, comic strip, panamanianspanish, boy howdy, 1988, 'short story', gallery, welker white, film reviews, standupny, europe, steal, tricks, merchandise, wordssong lyrics the game black wall street charge it to the game (2005), rip off, kill your mother / rape your dog, monty, films, cast away, | He crazy looked like a dazed alcoholic, smoking cigarettes from crazy his pocket and dispensing trademarked pearls of wisdom on subjects like the Lewinsky Affair. "They should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly chicks," Dice was heard to remark. "It's not like he's going with crazy the Pamela Andersons of the world. Or Paula Jones - that chick's got a snout like an anteater. Or these big, heavyset lesbians like Linda Tripp. With them jowls hanging down. She's like a walrus outta the zoo. She got mad that Lewinsky was getting all of it, and that's what causes women to go with other women. Don't get me wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there should be a law against ugliness. |
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| Andrew Dice Clay was soon soaking up everything Las Vegas had to offer. "I've even got a telescope in my room to look into other rooms. What's better than that? What's better than peeping on some guy steal that's not here with his wife, ya know, pickin' up some slob in steal the casino, gettin' her all liquored up and they're gonna get sloppy in his room bangin' their brains out? I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. I clock out before I'm finished. Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you steal could ever imagine. You know that. Don't ever lie to me 'cause I know when you are." On December 11, 1998, Dice appeared on the now-defunct Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, alongside Republican Congressman Jack Kingston, former MTV personality Kennedy, and Eric McCormack from Will and Grace. It was four chirpy, polished professionals and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. |
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