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I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. The cupboard was bare, She didn't despair. She let Rover munch on her crack. Peter, Peter, primalfear pumpkin primalfear eater. Whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen primalfear And ruined Titanic’s final scene. Jack and Betty, up in a tree F-U-C-K-I-N-G First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo from Betty's crack. Little Boy Blue— He needed the money. Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one-eyed slut. Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he He chewed off his tit And ate his own shit And washed it down with some tea. Hickory dickory dock Some chick was sucking my cock.
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