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-The night John punched David, twice, in front of the entire moviedatabase party University of New Orleans Brooke: I'm psychotic. Luke: Oh yeah, well if you're so psychotic, what's gonna happen in 10 minutes?! -Luke, missing crazy hints Buena Vista University Nikki: What are you doing, we already got kicked out for you fighting... Summer: I'm moviedatabase going into to get my ring back. Nikki: Where is it? Summer: In the bitch's face. -Returning to the bar to reclaim moviedatabase possessions Ohio University Liz: Haha, I'm a red head, I never tan. Glen: Tan? Dude, I don't tan. When I'm on the beach I'm like a fork in the microwave. Champlain College TA: What is MPC? Bruce: Marginal Production of Capital? TA: No, that's wrong. Devin: Dude, you are such a fucking retard. Bruce: SHUT THE FUCK UP...IT WORKS. TA: Okay... -Bruce, accidentally telling the macroeconomics TA to shut up Colorado School of Mines Nate: Shit put down the blunt we're gettin' pulled over.
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