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-You gotta look at both eyes, Anita Gardner Webb University Wednesday, March 15 Alex: Mexicans aren't real, they're just an illusion created by David Blaine, Criss Angel, and David Copperfield. Danny: comic strip But weren't you with a Mexican chick last night? Alex: That was just me masturbating very loudly to a cardboard cutout. Northeast Texas Community comic strip College Ayrie: Fuck you Jason! Jason: Don't be mad 'cause I comic strip treated you like a bowling ball...rubbed you, fingered you and then threw you in the gutter...slut. -On relationship games Clemson University "Oh no, don't tell me you gave me Jersey." -Terry, right after pulling out of a girl from New Jersey Champlain College Jake: I dont know if it's a good idea to climb up there drunk... Brent: Well, I couldnt do it sober. -Brent, climbing 20 feet up into the rafters of the garage while having four square balls thrown at him University of Denver "I don't want to see any of you in any movies from spring break, I already have way to many of the Girls Gone Wild tapes to watch to have to deal with you people too."
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