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| frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, robert b. weide, concerts, margo winkler, tech, song dynasty, sell, rock star, showtimes, watch my life, style, sales, kill your mother, uruguayanspanish, | 1. If only they'd listened to Bob Barker. 2. We can fulfill all your mustache fantasies: peruvian the Bismark, Mr. Monopoly, or Southern Comfort. Call 1-900 FREE RIDE 3. This is why French film sucks. They can't even get "Independence Day" right. 4. Do the scene from "Hot For Teacher!" 5. peruvian America's newest fad? Watching Bush's popularity plummet like Icarus. 6. "Mebbe if ah con-cen-trate, ah kin make ther heads 'splode." 7. Filming has begun on Pirates of the Carribean: Straight to Video, Mateys! 8. One step below Amway. 9. Jenna Jameson IS Cinderella. Posted by: Decker at October peruvian 4, 2005 11:15 PM Leno is still better than carolla Posted by: Roxanne at October 4, 2005 11:36 PM 5. Susan Lucci'd, Supreme Court Justice Roberts, fails to place in Guiness' 31st annual live "Most Ginormous Flamer" category for the fifteenth year in a row, despite the preparedness of his huge fan contingent. Posted by: Grotesqueticle at October 4, 2005 11:47 PM I don't get #2. What's a moustache line? |
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