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It's all you need to transform any putrid item into a fun new treat. The next time you see some kid go two knuckles deep in his nose and then consume the treasures within, don't be grossed out. He's just enjoying some Booger Snacks! I won't bore you with every word on the can, but I'll hit the highlights... Any words in an oval demand attention. The yellow oval on this fucker can says "High Protein - Great side dish when drinking alcohol." I imagine this fucker came from the silkworm marketing fucker team when faced with the nagging question "Who the fuck's gonna eat this?!" The answer: DRUNKS! On the back of the can is a list of bullet points. One of them is: "Warning! Some people may be allergic to silkworms, and get blotches or break out from eating the contents of this can." Luckily I can't read Korean, so I'm good. Sadly there is no "Serving Size" listed-- ruining my hopes that the serving size might be zero.
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