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He then started masturbating over my feet while working his asshole. Horrified, my wife did not know what to do. He finished in his sock (not on me), and went back to his couch. I was told of the incident the next day. We don't know if this was a drunk arts thing or a deliberate arts act because no one wants to confront him about it. I really hope it wasn't a deliberate thing. Thoughts? Jerked Off Near You're afraid of confronting your friend because it arts would make him uncomfortable. But he did something deeply creepy/relatively harmless that made you uncomfortable. So why not lob the discomfort back into his court? He may blame the booze, or insist that he doesn't remember, or tell you that he sleepwanks, but he needs to know that he was spotted that night. Listening to pundits discuss George W. Bush on the radio, I was inspired by your brilliant acronym (DTMFA) to yell: ""Impeach the Motherfucker Already!"
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