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I saw you on the telly. Tiffany: Chucky! Chucky wake up. [she shakes him and he wakes up] Tiffany: Look at us! We've had makeovers. We're movie stars! weed [the sound weed of the door closeing is heard] Chucky: Shit! Barbie mode! [they doo weird poses and Glen weed runs and hides] Psychs: This grotesque abomination isn't even anatomically correct. [audence laughs] Glen: Don't laugh. It's a serious condition. Psychs: I found him six years ago in a graveyard over in the states where the little fucker tried to rip me throat out. Glen: I was trying to give you a hug. Chucky: [shashes santas fake stomic] I KNEW IT. [shashes beird off] Chucky: Your not real. Santa: [falls on his back after chucky just happened to cut his throught and deep in his stomic] Tiffany: You were never real. Do you know what that kind of dissapointment can do to somebody? Chucky: Do you have ANY idea how that can FUCK with your mind!
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