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[puts his foot in Millie's face] Millie: [pushes George's foot away, and runs off] You are so disgusting! George: [shouts] Shut the fuck up, Clyde! You faggot! Fucking skinny butt-munching faggot. I hate you! You know that? I really do! Because all you do is fucking prance around school, talking about motion picture your fucking faggoty fairy fathers! I'll motion picture tell you what! I don't wanna hear about your fucking fathers and how they're assholes work, alright? It makes me sick, alright, and I fucking hope they fucking die of fucking fag disease! motion picture Yeah! [pause] George: And speaking of dead... fathers... I just remembered why bonehead white-trash fucking donkey-dick Marty got so fucking freaked when I started talking about his "daddy". His neanderthal, drunk father put a gun in his mouth and splattered his brains all over the wall. You know, I almost forgot my mom told me that. She said, "His daddy splattered his brains all over the wall." I thought it was sad at first. |
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