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Chucky: Fuck you very much. Tiffany: She's so wonderful! Chucky: ...You mean HE's so wonderful. [they both look at e journal Glen] Glen: Don't look at ME. [they take off his pants, but there's nothing there] Tiffany: ...Um, see? She's a beautiful e journal girl. Chucky: W-what are you talking about? That's, uh... my boy. Glen: Everything's always about what YOU two want! What about what I want? Chucky: Um... that's new. Tiffany: Ok, sweety? What do YOU want to e journal be? Glen: Well... I think... I want to be a boy. Chucky: [to Tiffany] Ha! In your face! Glen: But... being a girl would be nice too. Sometime I feel like a boy... and sometimes I feel like a girl... Hey! Can't I be both? Tiffany: Killing is an addiction like any other drug. But we're parents now. We have to set an example. Chucky: It looks like the kid fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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