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| free weblog, discussion, insult generators, movie wavs, nathan rabin, a.v. club, subscribe, stand up new york, t shirts from hell, standby me, funny wavs, confidential, bc election coverage, r&b, magnolia, motion picture, 420, write, men, open mic, peter cook & dudley moore, blogger, | I'm a big fan. [after running off a Britney look alike off the road] Chucky: Oops! I did it again. [laughs maniacally] post communism Chucky: We're not from Japan! We're from Jersey! Tiffany: What's your name? Glen: Shitface. Chucky: [snort] Joan: You're prostituting yourself to play the Virgin Mary! Tiffany: They're executing Martha Stewart this morning. Chucky: I don't think I can post communism take 9 months of this shit. post communism Tiffany: Silly Chucky. It's a voodoo pregnancy. It's accelerated. Chucky: How "accelerated"? [a very pregnant Jennifer Tilly walks into bathroom mirror; screams] Chucky: Oh. Tiffany: I want a girl! Chucky: I want a boy! Glen: You're tearing me apart! What about what I want? Chucky: ...what? Tiffany: What? Glen: Doesn't what I want mean anything at all? Tiffany: Oh. Chucky: OK. Interesting. Tell us. Tiffany: What do you want, sweetface? |
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| Chucky: [after Tiffany suggest t shirts from hell transferring t shirts from hell his t shirts from hell soul into Redman] I'm down with that. Tiffany: I figured it out, I'll possess Jennifer Tilly and you'll possess Redman Chucky: [drinking liquor] I'm down with that. Chucky: [breaks down a door Shining style and pokes his head in] You know, I can't think of a thing to say. Fuck it! [continues to break the door down] Chucky: [after killing Britney Spears] "Oops, I did it again!" Jennifer Tilly: Hell would be ending up on an episode of Celebrity Fear Factor in a worm eating contest with Anna Nicole Smith! Joan: In which you would win... [knocks Redman out] Tiffany: Pig. [turns to Jennifer Tilly] Tiffany: And you. You should be ashamed of yourself. Where's your self-respect? You know what my mother used to say about dirty girls? She said, "You can always smell it on girls who sell it." [holds up a pen and a sheet of paper] Tiffany: Oh, by the way, Miss Tilly, can I have your autograph? |
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