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Oopsie. Typo. I meant to say "the smoky puke of a thousand maniacs." To put it simply, picture this is the devil's bacon. Even a healthy dose of bread, mayo, lettuce and tomato couldn't come close to masking the evil. The bitter nastiness picture literally got worse with every chew, and I was overcome by the urge to go in the backyard and eat grass until it was all out of me. The following is a message to all dogs who read The Sneeze: First, sit. Sit! Good boy. picture Now listen to me. Beggin' Strips do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT TASTE LIKE BACON. You are all being played for chumps! Alright, now give me your paw. Okay, roll over! Good boy! Now go take a steamy dump in your master's shoe. Go on! Get! In closing, the only silver lining to this dark dark cloud is I have figured out why so many dogs lick their own assholes.
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