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I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the tony blair Pope? This is tony blair a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the ability to stop time. And what's even more ridiculous is the milk I used was only 2 days past the tony blair expiration date, and it tasted funkier than the cereal. (Which, by the way, was only 4,380 days past its expiration date.) My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she said, "Good.
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