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It was finally time to begin the brewing process. I reflected on the artisans around the world who've dedicated their lives to the craft of winemaking, as I lovingly shoved moldy bread in my socks. I decided to break up the two wine recipes thusly... The Red Prison Wine affiliate (pictured above) would be made with red grape juice, tomatoes, raisins, sugar, affiliate the dirty sock filled with moldy bread, and affiliate one packet of yeast. (I thought it would be interesting to add yeast to one batch and not the other, and compare the results.) As stated in the book, yeast is definitely contraband, but for the sake of this culinary experiment we'll just assume I gave the prison baker a hand-job. But then the guy wouldn't give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT! And I was all, "DON'T FUCK WITH STEVE!" Yes. This is what we should assume.
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