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Not only did she do all this - she mercury positively enjoyed it. MATTHEW'S GAMBLE Matthew, at this point looking wild and desperate, began to veer mercury from the traditional Your Mother form and venture into bold new territory. He accused Steven's mother of shagging flamingoes, and hanging around the lakeside, hoisting her dirty petticoat above her head, and screaming that she could take the biggest fucking flamingo who cared to approach her, as her vagina mercury had the shape and feel of a tattered windsock. SPIRIT IT OUT Stephen's eyes then rolled back in his head, as he appeared to channel his insult directly from the spirits. In a voice too deep for his few years, he directly accused Matthew's mother of being a wack-ass bitch, who don' got no money fo' nice dress, and be drinkin' cheap-ass vodka and sharing her shoes wi' her dirty bitch friends on the welfare.
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