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They probably have special dorms for people like us. Steve Stifler: What did you cocks do to him? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: You came to see me in action? Jim: Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good! 1990 Steve Stifler: 1990 Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached! Victoria 'Vicky': I want it to be the right time, the right place... Jessica: It's not a space shuttle launch, it's SEX. Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like? Kevin: You want to take this one? 1990 Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Like warm apple pie. Jim: Yeah? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Yeah. Jim: Apple pie, huh? Chris "Oz" Ostreicher: Uh huh. Jim: McDonald's or homemade? Jim's Dad: I have to admit, you know, I did the fair bit of [hesitates] Jim's Dad: masturbating when I was a little younger. I used to call it stroking the salami, yeah, you know, pounding the old pud.
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