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| comments, stage, dave dimartino, grow america, calendar, ragingbull, previews, stand up new york, helping, chileanspanish, hear, mexican, michigan, fucking, jay chou, debi mazar, ice t, rock star, geeksmake me hot (dot) com, bc life, business, grow marijuana, election blog, | "They should give Bill Clinton a raise for banging all these ugly chicks," Dice was heard to remark. "It's election central not like he's going with the Pamela Andersons of the world. Or Paula Jones - that chick's got a snout like an anteater. Or these big, heavyset lesbians like Linda Tripp. With them jowls hanging down. She's like a walrus outta the zoo. She got mad that Lewinsky was getting all of it, election central and that's what causes women to go with other women. election central Don't get me wrong - I don't mind if they're a little thick, but there should be a law against ugliness. There needs to be a three-week incarceration and a $1,000 fine. With all the lipstick and rouge and eye makeup, there should not be ugliness in this world." |
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| What's better than that? What's better than peeping on some guy that's not here with his wife, ya know, pickin' up some slob in the casino, gettin' her all liquored up and they're gonna get sloppy in his room bangin' their brains out? I'm disease free; I take care of myself, and I go to sleep. I clock out previews before I'm finished. previews Masturbation is the best sleeping pill you could ever imagine. You know that. Don't ever lie to me 'cause I know when you are." On previews December 11, 1998, Dice appeared on the now-defunct Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher, alongside Republican Congressman Jack Kingston, former MTV personality Kennedy, and Eric McCormack from Will and Grace. It was four chirpy, polished professionals and a lumpy, abrasive Dice Clay. He looked like a dazed alcoholic, smoking cigarettes from his pocket and dispensing trademarked pearls of wisdom on subjects like the Lewinsky Affair. |
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