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Mary, Mary, quite contrary, Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along media came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?" Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her poor dog a bone When she bent over, Her Rover media took over And she got a bone of her own. Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored those flabby tits And media licked her asshole clean Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top Your mother's a whore, And I ain't your pop. Little Bo Peep fucked her sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head Fucked her ass and went to bed Little jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie. He shit pepperoni, Then blew his friend Tony, And wiped his mouth on his tie Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girl friends twat.
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