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| comments, stage, dave dimartino, grow america, calendar, ragingbull, previews, stand up new york, helping, chileanspanish, hear, mexican, michigan, fucking, jay chou, debi mazar, ice t, rock star, geeksmake me hot (dot) com, bc life, business, grow marijuana, election blog, | Selected Nursery Rhymes of A.D. ClayHickory Dickory Dock. My balls fell out of my jock. I kill your mother laid them to rest On some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock. Roll, roll, roll your cunt Gently down my prick. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Then you'll suck my dick. Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon. That's more than my lazy wife does, The fat, fuckin' smelly baboon Little Miss Muffet Sat on kill your mother a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass. It woke up the kill your mother spider Who lived deep inside her. He said "Hey, free electric and gas." Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her. Jill said No / and Jack said So I'll ram it in your dumper. Twinkle twinkle little star, Will she blow me in the car. I bought her dinner, she had fun. My balls are boiling, I'd like to come. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack. |
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| On top of all that, she be way skanky, y'hear?END GAMEMatthew checked his watch. There was only thirty seconds left until the bell rang, so he had precious little time. He reasoned that if he moved backwards far enough, then ran forwards at stage the speed of sound, then all of his words would hit Stephen at once. This he promptly did (much to the delight of the girls), whilst giving utterance to stage the absolute your stage mother insult.Half way through the insult, however, Matthew stuttered - and at such high speeds his tongue became hopelessly meshed. An unbuttoned sleeve caught the wind, billowed his shirt and sent him into a black spin. However, a split second before he collided with Stephen, the static build-up in his untidy hair caused a temporal overload, and the two were catapulted into Elizabethan England. Leaving only a pair of flaming tyre tracks.As soon as we recreate the conditions and send a reporter back in time, coverage of the argument shall resume. rotten > Library > Biographies > Entertainers > Comic > Andrew Dice Clay Andrew "Dice" Clay (September 29, 1958 - ?) |
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