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venues, tee shirt, nikon, buds, real estate, primalfear, help wanted, exhibits, gigglechick, stupid, lorraine bracco, teenhelp, audio clips, aisle of the supermarket, I came across the atrocity comedy known as Dolores Brand Pickled Pork Rinds. These are not the crunchy pork rinds you'll often see over by the chips. These are their grosser, soggier, potentially botulism-ier cousins. The label says "Ready to Eat." They left off "By Dumb-Asses." There is also comedy a red starburst proudly proclaiming "Nuevo Envase de Vidrio Reusable". Not knowing much Spanish, I comedy could only assume that meant "Oh Crap -- A Jar of Skin!" I was wrong. It means: "New Reusable Glass Container" which I think is their subtle way of saying you can also use the jar to puke in. Okay. I'm going to go consume. If I don't make it back to finish this review, tell my wife I love her. And not to eat the pork rinds. ****** ****** I'm back. First off, I would like to say to Dolores, I am sorry. I don't know what it is I did to you, but you have gotten me back and we're even. I knew I was in trouble as soon as I opened the jar, and heard no reassuring vacuum seal.
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The can shows a serving suggestion of the Potted Meat being served on squares of toast. I would also suggest squares of toilet paper. Or nikon maybe a nikon nice diaper. All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's nikon Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a fucking dick. Not surprisingly, I've come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes. The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 09:38 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 2 Pickled Pork Rinds While perusing the "Good Lord, NOOOO!"
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