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| Let me try to put this stupid as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, stupid during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.") Nevertheless, I couldn't bring myself to just do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is it's not that bad at all. It tastes like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life. Now, while I may have issues with drinking this stuff, I have been a huge fan of its packaging for years. |
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