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The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast freeblog templates milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife's chest in the first freeblog templates place. It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, freeblog templates but does she really have to be such a mammal? Okay, I have put this off long enough. The time has come. I'm off to The Booby Bar to see what they've got on tap... *************** *************** Oh, where do I begin? Well, I did feel the need to find the appropriate glass. Drinking it from a baby bottle seemed too on the nose (not to mention too creepy), and I didn't have enough milk to justify a martini glass. (Although with a splash of Bailey's I suppose you'd have yourself a nice "Nippletini.") Luckily the "Dumbass Website Gods" smiled down upon me. I came across the only shot glass we happened to have in the house, and it was actually from Wisconsin -- The Milk State! I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard.
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