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| venues, tee shirt, nikon, buds, real estate, primalfear, help wanted, exhibits, gigglechick, stupid, lorraine bracco, teenhelp, audio clips, | Enough chit-chat. I'm gonna go dine on a can of disease. But before I do, I really do feel bad about that cheap mother joke. My sincere apologies to you and your sciforums lovely mom. (The filthy whore.) Be right back! Oh, sweet Christ. Visually, I think the bar for Steve, Don't Eat It! is about to be set at a new low. So sciforums I'm going to ease you sciforums people into this one. Let's begin with a single spore-filled kernel before we examine the entire contents. The following picture is a swear-to-God-unretouched-side-by-side comparison of a normal kernel of corn and an infected huitlacoche kernel, both from the same can. These results can also be achieved by bombarding a kernel of corn with gamma rays and then making it angry. (But be warned. You won't like it when it's angry.) Alright, you've waited long enough. Presenting the entire can of imported sludge (that I was actually charged money for)... |
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| Vol. 7 Cuitlacoche Cuitlacoche is a black fungus that infects corn fields, making the kernels bulbous and swollen as they fill with spores. It also goes by the name Huitlacoche. If you're having trouble with the pronounciation, it's: Cuitlacoche (kweet-lah-KOH-chay) or Huitlacoche (dat-sfuckin-NAS-tee). It's safe to say this is the first time I've ever paid for an infection. audio clips I am, of course, not counting the one I got from your mother. (YES! You audio clips walked right into that.) I've read that U.S. farmers consider it a disease and destroy audio clips it. Farmers in Mexico put it in cans and sell it as a delicacy. I travelled far and wide to find my own precious can of Cuitlacoche. Okay, it was at my supermarket, but I had to drive like two miles to get there and got stuck at a couple of lights. |
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