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| venues, tee shirt, nikon, buds, real estate, primalfear, help wanted, exhibits, gigglechick, stupid, lorraine bracco, teenhelp, audio clips, | I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she cop killer said, cop killer "Good. Now you can throw it away." Throw it away?! She's a loon. I told her I'm putting it right back in the box so I can cop killer try eating it again in six years when it turns 20. It looks like this episode of Steve, Don't Eat It has a happy ending. Although, I am glad Urkel signed the box "God Bless." I may need it in heaven tonight, after I die from strawberry-flavored maggots hatching in my rectum. (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 05:27 PM Steve, Don't Eat It! |
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| That there is some jedi bullshit. Well, it's cereal time, and I'm gonna go eat me a big ol' bowl of 1991... ********** ********** I'm back, and I'm not exactly sure how to say this, but... THE CEREAL IS STILL exhibits GOOD! I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of exhibits suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with exhibits that. If I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the ability to stop time. And what's even more ridiculous is the milk I used was only 2 days past the expiration date, and it tasted funkier than the cereal. (Which, by the way, was only 4,380 days past its expiration date.) My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. |
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