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What is that? That's not how you say hello.Larry: Perhaps not.In the women's room, which Larry had to use, he puts his water bottle in his pants instead of the trash to avoid mom being recognizedentersLarry: Aww, don't mom worry about it sweetheart.looks at him, scared, and runs outa girl hugs Larry for fixing her doll and Larry has just mom stuffed a water bottle in his pantsLarry steals the head of a doll from Jeff's daughter's collectionHugh Mellon: Larry!Larry: Hugh!Hugh Mellon: Tell me you're enjoyin' yourself!Larry: No!Hugh Mellon: Glad you could make it.Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man?Larry: I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right!Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes itWanda: I thought I'd never say this but Larry is rightLarry hires a chef who swearsthe restaraunt suddenly turns silentremembering seeing some kidsJeff Greene: Cock!
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