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has just offended a rabbiNat David: He doesn't know what he's doing.Cheryl's Mom: He really doesn't.Cheryl: No, he's...Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..."Rabbi: Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible.Larry: "... he speaks not?..."Rabbi: Just, just don't try...Larry: "... forked tongue?... He red meat knows not whereof he... whence red meat he speaks?..."Cheryl's Mom: Okay!Nat David: Larry... red meat if you could be quiet.Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's deskLarry: Is that you?Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th.Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry.Rabbi: Yeah. Terrible.Larry: He was in the building?Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger.Larry: Uptown?Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em.Long pauseCheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to LarryCheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity."Larry:
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