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| legends of rock, gallery listings, bbc, orange county newspapers, quarterly, backstreet boys, cameras, comedian, anarcho feminist, articles, previews, insulted, news rss, olympus, government, discussions, | He insulted me. He implied that I was lying about my stepfather!Jeff Greene: You don't have a stepfather.Larry: I know, but I didn't like the implication!Larry is making small talk during a long, boring car ride with Cherylto Cheryl, while they are sitting, waiting for the Dansons to 'short story' callLarry David: This is called a Swiss Army Knife. Do you know what Switzerland is?Tara Michaelson: No, what's that?Larry David: Switzerland is a place where they don't like to 'short story' fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and 'short story' eat chocolate.Thor The Wrestler: I've got three kids in there scared half to death because some bald headed *turd* is shootin' at 'em!Larry: |
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| David: I pee sitting down.Jeff Greene: You pee sitting down?Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it?Jeff Greene: No!Larry David: It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light discussions and wake up, and you get to read.Jeff Greene: What are you reading?Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff.Jeff Greene: What stuff?Larry David: If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake!Jeff Greene: Twenty times?Larry David: Yeah! Hey buddy, when you're peeing all over your shoe, I'm learnin' discussions somethin'!Jeff Greene: What makes you think I'm peeing all over my shoe while you're learnin' somethin'?Larry: |
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