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| legends of rock, gallery listings, bbc, orange county newspapers, quarterly, backstreet boys, cameras, comedian, anarcho feminist, articles, previews, insulted, news rss, olympus, government, discussions, | Hear the birds? Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm deaf and I try to imagine thetyee what it's like not to be able to hear them. It's not that bad.Susie Greene: You four-eyed fuck.while petting a German shepherdLarry is on a thetyee bad trip, looking in a bathroom mirrorLarry's reflection: What are you looking at? You see something? Huh?Larry: Wh- What did I do?Larry's reflection: What did you thetyee do? You know what you did! You did nothing!Larry: If you want me to do something, just tell me!Larry's reflection: You've got to change the diet, I've told you about that. I don't want the red meat, you're eating the red meat. I don't like that!Larry: I'm doing the best I can.Larry's reflection: Go to a doctor. Get yourself a checkup. Colonoscopy, you afraid to get a colonoscopy? What's the matter with you?Larry: I'm sorry.Larry's reflection: Everybody gets it! Get a colonoscopy!Larry: I'm really going to do it.Larry's |
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