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| bc life, personal essays, dinting, crazy, drowned in sound uk, iggy, digital photography, california, 'flash fiction', velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, programes, | [Larry is following directions that told him to make a turn when he saw a barn] Larry: Was that a barn? Was that a barn? I think it was too small to be a barn, classkcclass kc books overland park blue valley school district kansas it looked more like a stable. There was a cow there, does that mean... what? That it could have been a barn? There's no cows in barns. There's cows on a farm. Are there always barns on farms? There are stables in farms, right, classkcclass kc books overland park blue valley school district kansas but not necessarily barns? I don't think that was the barn. [long pause] Larry: I think we made the wrong turn. [Larry receives flowers from a doctor he promised to give 5, 000 dollars to] Cheryl: Are those from your mistress and you just haven't told me? Larry: I wish. [He gives the flower guy a tip] Cheryl: Did you give him a five thousand dollar tip? |
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| Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away! Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it! [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got. [after leaving bc life a terrible dinner party] Larry: What's the level of anger here? What bc life am I dealing with? Cheryl: Well, I'd have to say bc life at least an 8.7. Larry: 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9. Cheryl: It was a 9. Then you broke that lamp, and the crazy woman screamed at you, and it got you some pity points. Larry: Pity points. That's fabulous, I love pity points. But how can I get to a 7? I know a 6 is out of the question, but is there any way I can get to a 7? |
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