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| bc life, personal essays, dinting, crazy, drowned in sound uk, iggy, digital photography, california, 'flash fiction', velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, programes, | Susie Greene: [shows Larry a gawdy, sequined shirt she has ragingbull (special edition) made] Now, is this cute? I mean how much fun is this? Huh? ragingbull (special edition) Great, right? Larry: You know, it's nice. Susie Greene: Yeah. Larry: Not quite my cup of tea, but... y'know, uh, it's nice. Susie Greene: All right, you ragingbull (special edition) know what? Fuck you... and fuck your tea. Cheryl: Okay, you know what? I think my friend Julie was just saying that the Beverly Park Country Club might be taking new members. Susie Greene: Ah, eh... Larry: It's... pretty. Cheryl: I think they're taking new members, and it's a beautiful country club... Susie Greene: All right, look, I don't want to offend you, but there's like three fuckin' Jews in the whole club, okay? |
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| You'd have to be "Flash" to dance like that. Blind Man: Who? Larry David: Oh, forget it. It's a comic book character wearing the red costume. The guy in the red costume! Blind Man: california I don't even know what red is. Larry David: Hm. It's hard to talk to a blind guy, you have no references. Kim: An hour. In and out. Done. Boobs. Genius. Marty Funkhouser: Why do you pee sitting down? Larry David: Many california reasons. Marty Funkhouser: Do you crap standing up? Larry David: The whole cashew-raisin balance is askew! Ervin Schwimmer: [voice on Larry's answering machine] Larry David, this is Ervin Schwimmer. You scumsuckng, motherfucking asshole! Just who the fuck do you think you are, you bald-headed son of a bitch? |
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