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Blind Man: Oh, of course, it's not a problem, believe me. Richard: No, I didn't stars mean that in a, in a derogatory sense. I got my own problems, really... stars Blind Man: No no! Richard: ...and I'm a recovering alcoholic, I have, I have intimacy problems, so... Blind Man: Oh stars really? Larry: Poor guy. Terrible intimacy problems. Blind Man: Ohhhhhh. Richard: I do have problems! I had... Larry: Can't get close to a woman, it's a terrible thing! Richard: It happens to be true! I'm just sayin' we're all in the same... Blind Man: Yeah, right. Larry: We're all the same. He can't see, and you have intimacy problems. You guys have a lot in common, don't ya? Larry David: I pee sitting down. Jeff Greene: You pee sitting down? Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it? Jeff Greene: No! Larry David: It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff Greene: What are you reading? Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff.
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