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| bc life, personal essays, dinting, crazy, drowned in sound uk, iggy, digital photography, california, 'flash fiction', velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, programes, | Susie Greene: [about Jeff] He *violates* me, Larry! He disgusts me! Larry: [Larry is on the film reviews phone ordering a "Girls Gone Wild" tape, using a ridiculous Art Fern type voice] Yes, I was, uh... I was thinking about ordering the tape, the videotape... about the film reviews college girls and the... the wild... the wildness. They're going wild or something? Somebody told me... about going wild. Ben Stiller: You wouldn't even shake my hand the first time we met... Larry David: You sneezed... you had snot all over your hand! Ben Stiller: That was a dry sneeze, Larry! Larry David: I film reviews can't assume dry, I gotta assume wet! [ipon finding out his birth parents are Christian] [in horror] Larry David: Oh, my God. |
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