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| bc life, personal essays, dinting, crazy, drowned in sound uk, iggy, digital photography, california, 'flash fiction', velvet acid christ calling (fuck shit mother fucker mix) song lyrics, programes, | Larry: "... b boy he speaks not?..." Rabbi: Just, just don't try... Larry: "... forked tongue?... He knows not whereof he... whence he speaks?..." Cheryl's Mom: Okay! Nat David: Larry... if you could be quiet. [Larry notices a picture on his rabbi's desk] Larry: Is that you? Rabbi: That's... that's Eddie Solomon. My brother-in-law. He, ummm... he died on September 11th. Larry: Oh my gosh. Oh, I'm so sorry. Rabbi: Yeah. b boy Terrible. Larry: He was in the building? Rabbi: No, no. He, he was... uptown b boy on 57th Street. He got hit by a bike messenger. Larry: Uptown? Rabbi: Yeah, yeah. Bike messenger. Hit 'em. Larry: [Long pause] What a shame. [Cheryl is reading a draft of her renewed wedding vows to Larry] Cheryl: "We'll love each other throughout this lifetime, but after death through all eternity." Larry: You mean this is... this is continuing into the afterlife? |
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| Larry: [nodding] Okay. Larry's reflection: You're not going to get a card! You're not dinting going to do a fucking thing! Larry: I'll try dinting and do better. I will. Larry's reflection: TV! TV! dinting TV! That's what you like to do! Read a fucking book! Larry: Okay, yeah, you're right! You know everything! Larry's reflection: Who the fuck do you think you're talking to! Larry: That shish-kebab, the whole night I couldn't get rid of it. Ben Stiller: Uh, yeah. I have a scratched retina. Larry: Oh. [Getting out of jury duty] Larry: Uh... well, your honor, I believe it would be hard to remain impartial seeing as the defendant is a negro. [Larry has just offended a rabbi] Nat David: He doesn't know what he's doing. Cheryl's Mom: He really doesn't. Cheryl: No, he's... Larry: What do they say in The Bible? "He knows not... whereof he..." Rabbi: Don't try, don't try to quote The Bible. |
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