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| stand up new york, men, ray liotta, songs, hbo home video, christopher serrone, nikon, movie quotes, confidential, creem, fujifilm, quotations, bud shots, singers, boy howdy, cultivation, island, political cartoons, satire, marthawainwright, open mike, julie garfield, | Meat is a pretty large umbrella. yuan dynasty Beef is meat. Pork is meat. Horses, monkeys, and allegedly Arby's roast beef are meat. Even Rosie O'Donnell's ball sack is meat. Okay, maybe yuan dynasty I've gone too far. I have no idea what yuan dynasty that is they are serving at Arby's, but you get my point. Alas, there is no turning back now. Despite the fact that I am a grown man with children, I'm off to go eat dog food. And what better way to have Beggin' Strips than in a Beggin', Lettuce, and Tomato Sammich! ********** ********** I'm back. And I'm sad to report that I did not run around the house yelling "Bacon!" I did, however, run around the house yelling "Call 911!" GodDAMN these are foul. Don't try this at home. I'm not sure it's safe, and I am sure your tongue may kill itself. |
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| The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 09:38 PM Steve, Don't Eat it! Vol. 3 Beggin' Strips Beggin' Strips are bacon-shaped, bacon-flavored treats for dogs. In the commercial a dog runs around the house like a maniac shouting BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON, BACON! It's weird, because I do the exact same thing. Beggin' Strips movie quotes slogan is "Dog's don't know it's not bacon!" Newsflash: Dogs are retarded. Mine used to eat his own vomit, and wag his tail while he did it. I'll be movie quotes the movie quotes one to decide if this stuff tastes like bacon or not. I know these snacks aren't made for human consumption, but while I was in the store the ingredients list looked pretty tame so I wasn't too concerned. Somehow I had missed one extremely dubious word sitting there all by itself. "MEAT". That's all it says... meat. |
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