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It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the tshirthell whole thing is lunacy. I love my wife, but does she really have to be such a mammal? Okay, I have put this off long enough. The time has come. I'm off to The Booby Bar to see what they've got on tshirthell tap... *************** *************** Oh, where do I begin? Well, I did feel the need to find the appropriate glass. Drinking it from a baby bottle seemed too on the tshirthell nose (not to mention too creepy), and I didn't have enough milk to justify a martini glass. (Although with a splash of Bailey's I suppose you'd have yourself a nice "Nippletini.") Luckily the "Dumbass Website Gods" smiled down upon me. I came across the only shot glass we happened to have in the house, and it was actually from Wisconsin -- The Milk State!
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