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One of the "features" is actually listed as: Fun, circle-shaped product. I had no idea circles were watch my life so fun. At least now I know what to get the kids next Christmas. A fucking circle. I'd also like to point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing watch my life to do with Urkel. It's just strawberry watch my life and banana flavored rings. If there was an episode where Urkel lost his virginity to a strawberry flavored ring, I missed it. You'd think for a celebrity tie-in, they'd at least make half an effort to actually "tie" it in to something. Even if they just connected the loops together, I'd buy that they were supposed to be Urkel's glasses. In fact, C3PO's cereal would have been a better Urkel-O's -- look at 'em. Come to think of it, what the hell were C3P0's supposed to be anyway? His eyes? That there is some jedi bullshit.
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