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| white, frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, robert b. weide, concerts, margo winkler, tech, song dynasty, sell, rock star, showtimes, watch my life, style, sales, kill your mother, uruguayanspanish, canadian content, french/appendices/nations of the world, jin ping mei, | (starts giggling) ..... and ..... CLIVE: "And", yeah ..... DEREK: ..... and sud-, suddenly, you know, ..... CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: ..... he was talking, you know, telling a joke, I think it was ..... CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: ..... and, er, his head fell off! CLIVE: Oh, FUCK!! DEREK: (gasping laugh) CLIVE: What a cunt!! His fucking head fell off? DEREK: Yeah, right bernie allen in front bernie allen ..... CLIVE: In the middle of a joke? DEREK: Yeah! bernie allen h- ..... CLIVE: Did he give you the punchline? DEREK: No, well, no! CLIVE: What a cunt!! DEREK: Anyway, I picked it up, I ..... CLIVE: Yeah. DEREK: ..... and, you know, in the, in the panic I stuck it on the wrong way round. (giggles) CLIVE: What happened then? DEREK: Well, now he shits through his prick. CLIVE: Oh, FUCK!! DEREK: And he gets the most enormous erections ..... CLIVE: Course he does, all that shit cumming through his prick! |
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| CLIVE: Her whole bottom, you know ..... DEREK: Her arse fell off? CLIVE: What, er, huh, her arse fell jin ping mei off on the floor. DEREK: Fucking hell, what, right ..... CLIVE: So we, no, we, she didn't want, she was embarrassed so we tried to make nothing of it. DEREK: Right, right, yeah, what ..... CLIVE: So we shoved, erm, both halves in jin ping mei a toaster and, er, it come up nice and brown, we shoved it back on and she thanked us later 'cause she'd got a smaller arse. DEREK: Yeah, yeah, that was jin ping mei nice that. CLIVE: Then we buttered it and ate it. DEREK: Yeah, well, yeah it's, it's, er ..... that's nice, that. CLIVE: It's a gesture, init? DEREK: Well, you know, w-, i-, er, I don't know if I told you but, you know, there's been a history of this in my family. CLIVE: What, things falling off? DEREK: Yeah, my Un-, my, erm, er, my Uncle Bert, you know. He, er, I was talking to him, er, we were having a drink, you know, in the pub ..... |
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