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I don't know, but if I were God, I'm not sure I'd listen to Urkel. ha In fact, I think my Godly response might be something like, "Hey, fuck you, Urkel. Don't tell me who to bless." Incidentally, I'm not the "Steve" it was signed for. Lisa found the box in a collectibles store, but that's okay. I don't mind being ha a second-hand Steve. ha I had always been a little creeped out that the cereal was still in the box since 1991. But the Urkel-Os are now 14 years old, and I am no longer creeped out. I'm psyched, because I realized what I have in my possession is not just a box of old cereal (and possibly some larvae), but a chance to taste history. This particular box of Urkel-O's is unique because it's some kind of weird sales sample, and has "marketing features and benefits" on the back. One of the "features" is actually listed as: Fun, circle-shaped product. I had no idea circles were so fun. At least now I know what to get the kids next Christmas. A fucking circle. I'd also like to point out, that the cereal itself doesn't have a single thing to do with Urkel.
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