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| alternative papers, bomb, canabis, cannabis, personals, compactflash, goodfellas(two disc special edition), savage, photos, white, frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, | I knotted up the bags, poked a straw in the top as the recipe called for and tucked them away classifieds in our bathroom for safe classifieds keeping. If you're wondering why I didn't actually make this classifieds stuff in my toilet-- give me a break. I'm all too aware of my previous creations in that toilet. Just be glad I'm drinking moldy sock juice at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, the bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. That "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went in there she complained about it. Everytime I went in there I just had the urge to pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to crack open the bags and see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! |
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| (I thought it would be interesting to add yeast to one batch and not the other, and compare the results.) As photography stated in the book, yeast is definitely photography contraband, but for the sake of this culinary experiment we'll just assume I gave the prison baker a hand-job. But then the guy wouldn't give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT! And I was all, "DON'T FUCK photography WITH STEVE!" Yes. This is what we should assume. As for the White Prison Wine, it would contain: White grape juice and the moldy bread sock. No extra yeast added. For the requisite sugar, I went with some powdered drink mix, a few packets of ketchup and a handful of Tigger fruit snacks. Hmm... I can't put my finger on why, but I could swear these ingredients almost look at home in this garbage bag. It must be the lighting. (Incidentally, I realized I forgot to take a picture of this one with the grape juice, but then I remembered that's okay because... in Hell, this is all you get!) |
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