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| alternative papers, bomb, canabis, cannabis, personals, compactflash, goodfellas(two disc special edition), savage, photos, white, frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, | Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. Right in my very own refrigerator. And it came right out of my wife! No, I'm not talking about that giant cucumber, perv. I'm talking about breast milk. That's right. And not just a little drop off the odd finger, but a genuine slug of freshly-pumped wife juice. (I'll go ahead and ignore the shiver I just got, warwick and keep typing.) Thinking about actually drinking warwick breast milk has caused me warwick to ponder the question: Is it not weirder to drink cow's milk which is truly intended for baby cows? The answer: Hell no! The only thing weirder than me drinking breast milk, is the fact that milk is coming out of my wife's chest in the first place. It sure as hell didn't do that when I met her. I'm telling you, the whole thing is lunacy. |
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| I don't know what her cannabis problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she said, "Good. Now you can throw it away." Throw it away?! She's a loon. I told her I'm putting it right back in the box cannabis so I can try eating it again in six years when it turns 20. It looks like this episode of Steve, Don't Eat It has a happy ending. Although, I am glad Urkel signed the box "God Bless." I may need it in heaven tonight, after I die from strawberry-flavored maggots hatching in my rectum. (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 05:27 PM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 5 Breast Milk Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. |
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