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| alternative papers, bomb, canabis, cannabis, personals, compactflash, goodfellas(two disc special edition), savage, photos, white, frank dileo, charles scorsese, photography, metro times, | Whenever I WANT bread in my house, it's moldy. Now that ocweekly I actually needed it to happen, it wouldn't. Luckily, I discovered an old green hot dog bun in a bag on top of the ocweekly fridge and put that in with the bread to teach it the ways of the mold. In this way, the green bun was Yoda. It worked perfectly. And it didn't even sound suspiciously like Grover. It was finally time to begin the brewing process. I ocweekly reflected on the artisans around the world who've dedicated their lives to the craft of winemaking, as I lovingly shoved moldy bread in my socks. I decided to break up the two wine recipes thusly... The Red Prison Wine (pictured above) would be made with red grape juice, tomatoes, raisins, sugar, the dirty sock filled with moldy bread, and one packet of yeast. |
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| With that, I give you the longest, scrolliest, bandwidth destroyingest Steve, Don't Eat It to date. Phooey on you sobriety! I'm makin' some hooch! charles scorsese I gave serious thought to whether the straining sock should be clean or not. I came to the conclusion that it shouldn't. In the spirit of Steve, Don't Eat It, I need to take it charles scorsese to the extreme! Plus, I was already wearing dirty socks and my clean ones were in the bedroom, like 20 feet away. Here are all the ingredients necessary. I thought it would be nice to charles scorsese make both red and white prison wine to match well with whatever dishes the prison chef might prepare. I'm sure Martha Stewart did the same if/when she brewed this stuff in her cell toilet. But she probably used a clean sock, being as she's fancy. Getting slightly moldy bread proved to be more difficult than I expected. I bought the cheapest white bread I could find and waited for it to go green. I swear to God it stayed good for a month. |
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